Danger Noodle

Marsoni

M251S

$60.95

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Danger NoodleHeck! Be on the lookout for the scaly Danger Noodle, last seen a slitherin around in the garden outside, wiggling its tongue and warding off trespassers. Although, deep down, the noodle is not actually dangerous; its sweet and it wants to protect you, get rid of pests, and balance our ecosystem while getting around with no limbs. No limbs at all! Imagine if you had to slither on your belly everywhere. Yowch. Most of them are not poisonous and just

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May run a little small. I wear a large, my sport coat is a 44L I'm tall, no belly. Ordered the large knowing the arms would be a little short, jacket did not fit lacked 4" of coming together at button, returned. (Amazon is easy & great to do business with) Ordered the XL that was a keeper. I like the lighter material for warmer weather, evenings, etc., the color was accurate. Just what I was looking for.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2026

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Lonnie

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 5

Surpirsed me!

Color: Black, Size: 3X-Large

This ended up exceeding my expectations! I love how it feels, but the size was perfect and comfy! Didn’t feel restricted!

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Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2025

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Jorge

Whiting, US

★★★★★ 4

Loved the fit

Color: Khaki, Size: Medium, Color: Khaki, Size: Medium

I absolutely love this jacket! The fit is perfect, flattering, and true to size. The material feels premium, and the quality is outstanding. It’s not only stylish but also durable, making it a versatile addition to my wardrobe. Highly recommended!

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Reviewed in the United States on December 4, 2024

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Isaac

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 5

Great product

Color: Light Blue, Size: Large

Great product

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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026

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Will Barnett

Natrona Heights, US

★★★★★ 1

Total disappointment

Color: White, Size: X-Large, Color: White, Size: X-Large

Coofandy is my go to shop. Has been for years! Need this blazer for an event tomorrow, and it came in today with a yellow stain from inside the package. Can't return it because I need it, so it's going straight to the cleaners. Fits perfect as normal. This is my first, under 5 star review for Coofandy.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2024