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Archie McPhee Biggest and Loudest Rubber Chicken

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Archie McPhee Biggest and Loudest Rubber ChickenEverybody knows that Rubber Chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Rubber Chicken is 22 long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. Its the tuba of Rubber Chickens! We not only irritated our entire office when we tested this, but we irritated the people next door as well. This screaming Rubber Chicken is a necessity for every prankster, joker, and merrymaker! A
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Teresa
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Beautiful color
Color: Rose
This lip shine is a beautiful color with just the right amount of shine. I wanted something for everyday wear that was moisturizing with a little color and this met my expectations. As most all lip shines, it has to be reapplied frequently.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 4
Great SPF lip protection and color
Color: Plum
Love the texture and color for an SPF balm. Is great lip perfection just getting used to the taste and smell. But I love this one better than other spf lip balm as it's mineral vs chemical sunscreen. Especially for lips!!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026
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Kim
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Super protective!
Color: Guava
My go to for lips color!! Omg the best! Super hydrating, spf protection, backed by science! As an Esthetician! I definitely recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
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megan
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 3
Pricy
Color: Rose
I used to buy this regularly a couple of years ago, but stopped buying because of the price. Then I bought it again, because I haven't found any other SPF lip glosses or balms that don't irritate my lips. Unfortunately, I don't know if they have changed the formulation or what, but now I'm getting irritated lips from this one too. I love the shade and the feel of it, but the whole reason why I use it is for the sun protection. I just don't know why SPF always seems to irritate my lips. I was hoping this one, being at a higher price point and a good brand would be the one that doesn't. But the hunt is still on.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026
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Cat
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 1
Not coral and not sheer
Color: Coral
I got the coral and it’s actually an opaque terracotta. Plus it tingles the lips and causes irritation. Extremely disappointed.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026

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